Tuesday, August 19, 2008

10 Conyo-mandments

i am sharing you this because y'know, like you have to pretend to be uhm, fine, like y'know? most especially, you have to appear like okay and like super cool and super rich so people won't think less of you, eh?

amfufu. ahahha!!!! kamon, kung sinong kamote ang di minsan nagganito, raise your hands. even ako minsan eh napapa, like, yknow, make gamit, hahahahah :))

kamoteng yan. hahahaha!!!


by Gerry Avelino and Arik Abu

1. Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa".
ex.
"Let's make pasok na to our class!"
"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"

2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex.
"I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"
"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"
"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"

3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang-uri!"
ex.
"It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"
"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex.
"Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare."
"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex.
"My bag is so bigat today, you know"
"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"

6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex. "I have so many tigyawats, oh!"

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex.
"Like, it's so init naman!"
"Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"

9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex.
"Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
"I know right? It's so kaka!"
"Kaka?"
"Kakaasar!"

10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex.
"I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"

12 comments:

Jeric Peña said...

Great post there, Superboi!

Isang said...

medyo parang ehem malabo
medyo wala akong naintindihan

leviuqse said...

HAHAHA I LOOOOVE THIS POST!!!

it's soooo so so you know, so funny! and everything

Maria "Ria" Jose said...

NIIICE ONE! :D

allknowing superboi said...

I know, right? So kaka lurkey the pangungusap, like, the example sentences, dibuh? it's OMG so uber like funneh. You make tawa like kreyzeh! when you made basa this post, noh, people?

WAHHAHAHAHAHHA =))

† Yods † said...

binasa ko uli. natawa na naman ako. ahaha.

arvin said...

Ur post is so like, astig:) you know like i wanna make share it to other people, you know, tao di bah? Hehehehe *ehem* Astig, natawa ako dun ah, hehehe:D

gillboard said...

This post is like SO panalo, dudette, you know!

karmi said...

haha.
kamon mama sam.. hahaha.. :P

this so you know like so kaka.. kakatuwa talaga.. syet, parang nasapian lang.. hahaha.. :D

Jhamy whoops! said...

lurveeee it!!! haha!! im like, super tawa here in the office kaya!! Omg talaga!! your post is, you know.. cool kaya!

=)
*conio post... 2 thumbs up!*

allknowing superboi said...

amfufu. like so crazy dibuh? hahahah =))

kalansaycollector said...

eew bakit ba people have to talk like that? its so kakalurki, like ang feeling? haha

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